Woody!

Big news for readers waiting for big news: I’m switching to pencils. I’ve got a bunch of tack-sharp yellow #2 HBs looking for a standardized test to bubble in.

It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there and nothing better prepares you for survival than sharpening your pencil for 20 minutes a day. And I know I’m not alone on this. There ARE more of us out there. Check out this badass clip: