A banana-based success story.

Banana Success

As you can see from the post preceding this one, early in the week I set out with the mission of ensuring that every banana was given the opportunity to fulfill its given purpose of providing nutrition. As I am sure you would all agree, there is nothing sadder than a banana without purpose. As soon as they realize that their existence was for naught, they quickly brown, whither and die. Sure, a small percentage of these dying bananas are miraculously saved via osmosis with bread but most aren’t afforded that luxury.*

ANYWAY, to try and curb the dangerous epidemic of dead bananas that was becoming all-too-commonplace within the Campfire walls, I highlighted four banana benefits, or bananafits, and posted them in sign form above the bananas in our kitchen. As you can see from the image above, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!! Now, someone needs to do something about those lonely, lonely apples.

*I used to bag groceries at a supermarket in Weymouth, MA as a youngin called Johnny Foodmaster (I swear, that was the real name.) One day, a sagely woman came in and bought up all of the dying bananas. GREAT! Tons of deliscious banana bread, right? Wrong. You would be wrong to think this. In fact, she was buying them all to feed the local raccoons in her neighborhood. Apparently, raccoons have an affinity for bananas as well. Clearly, this animal is blessed with a dangerouly high intellect.